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Item #202150579 (closes 18-Nov-1999 14:21:55 PST): 3dfx VOODOO 4 and VOODOO 5 with T-Bluffer!!!

Want to be the the first on the block to own one of the new BLAZING fast 3dfx cards? We'll here's your chance! We've been spending 18 long hard weeks designing the newest and fastest 3d card on the block!  Take a look at our products soon to come including cards utilizing our VSA(Very Shitty Architecture)-100 chip and the "much hyped but you have to sell your car to afford" T-Bluffer!  ...but first, a few words from our CTO, Scott Sellout.

Voodoo4™ 4500 AGP

The Voodoo 4 4500 AGP delivers all the outdated performance PC owners demand from 3dfx. Designed around the old 3dfx Voodoo 1™ chip, the Voodoo4 4500 AGP features a 3D engine capable of rendering over 333 Megapixels per second and a 350 MHz RAMDAC for 2D resolutions as high as 2048x1536 just like Voodoo 3 3500 months ago. Working together, they bring both 2D Windows applications and 3D games to life in glorious 32-bit color which every other company offered a year ago. With support for all major API's including DirectX®, Glide® and our shitty OpenGL®, the Voodoo4 4500 AGP boasts the largest library of titles available for the PC. A perfect balance of price and suck ass performance, the Voodoo4 4500 AGP is the ideal 2D/3D accelerator for today's naive home PC enthusiast.

Voodoo5™ 5500 AGP

The Voodoo5 5500 AGP from 3dfx is a step back in the evolution of ultra-high resolution gaming. Utilizing a revolutionary scalable architecture, the Voodoo5 5500 AGP features dual 3dfx VSA-100™ chips for more 3D horseshit. Working in parallel, these processors produce over 667 Megatexels per second to create extraordinary 3D worlds in vivid 32-bit color which, once again, every other company offered a year ago. Boasting state-of-the-art Real-Time Full-Scene HW Anti-Aliasing (which you cant get for under $300), the exclusive (no it's not new... but we'll fool you into thinking it is) T-Bluffer™ Digital Cinematic Effects engine, 64MB of graphics memory for top performance and support for 2D resolutions as high as 2048x1536, the Voodoo5 5500 AGP gives today's PC idiots the empty wallet and raw 3D power and premium 2D performance they crave.

Voodoo5™ 6000 AGP

The Voodoo5 6000 AGP from 3dfx represents the pinnacle of Voodoo5 technology. Taking advantage of the revolutionary scalable architecture of the 3dfx VSA-100™ chip, the Voodoo 5 6000 AGP features four processors working together to be the world's first 3D accelerator to break the Gigapixel barrier. Clocking in at over 1.33 Gigapixels a second, the Voodoo5 6000 AGP can create breathtaking 3D worlds in vivid 32-bit color (yes, we have to keep repeating that because we just learned about it). Boasting state-of-the-art Real-Time Full-Scene HW Anti-Aliasing, the exclusive T-Bluffer™ Digital Cinematic Effects engine, 2D resolutions as high as 2048x1536 and a whopping 128MB of graphics memory (We need that much since there won't be using the AGP texturing), the Voodoo5 6000 is the ultimate 2D/3D accelerator for the hard-core PC momo with a wealty family.  For only $600 of your hard earned money you can get the card you expected when you opened the box to your Voodoo 3!

Quake 3 Arena Screen Shots with Motion Blur

Motion Blur is what you've been waiting for!  Why buy anything else?

Our T-Buffer will change the way you game forever... by making it worse.  We suck and just wanted you to know... but if you are a complete momo, help make us richer so we can develop even shitter products... (Hard to believe isn't it...)

3dfx... So Shitty... It's Rediculous.

 

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