I would recommend a job in a porn theatre, but he'd probably get the film mixed up and play something like a tech video instead. That'll confuse the patrons..

Patron: *thwap thwap thwap*

Film: "Firstly we make sure all the computer components are ready."

Patron: *thw.... looks up* "err.."

"Now we find the male and female connectors for the wires and plug them in.."

Patron: "oooh.." *thwap thwap thwap*