"Computers are just tools. It's what you do with those tools and technologies
 that matters. This is why I get so frustrated when someone claims that one
 operating system is superior to another, or one scripting language is better
 than another. People forget about using computers as tools and adopt some
 kind of bizarre religion around whatever OS and/or technology they happen
 to like the best."



We all live in a yellow subroutine, yellow subroutine, yellow subroutine ...


God was a dream of good govnerment.


women can see up to 30% more colors than men, so if a woman doesn’t think 
your outfit matches, she is probably right, go change


"Life is unfair. It's a lot like playing with a 400 ping on a railgun instagib 
server with some jackass using an aim bot." – Siskmarek





The world is run by idiots because they're more efficient than hamsters.


GAF (Girlfriend acceptance factor).




IF A DOG WERE YOUR TEACHER

You would learn things like

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face

to be pure ecstasy

When it' is in your best interest

practice obedience

Let others know when they've invaded your territory

Take naps and stretch before rising

Run romp and play daily

Thrive on attention and let people touch you

Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do

On warm days stop to lie on your back on the grass

On hot days drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree

When you're happy dance around and wag your entire body

No matter how often you're scolded

don't buy into the guilt thing and pout

run right back and make friends

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm

Stop when you have had enough

Be loyal

Never pretend to be something you re not

If what you want lies buried

dig until you find it

When someone is having a bad day

be silent .....

...sit close by.

...and nuzz;le them gently

....